Sunday, June 29, 2014

We've Made It To Cambodia

Ok, from the beginning. Turkish Airlines on the whole was amazing, Libby was a little shocked seeing a few of the women in full-on burqa’s, but who wouldn’t be. I got to thinking what must be going through their minds dressed up like boo the ghost while their man is chilling in the open air beside them and came to the simple conclusion-probably not a whole lot. I mean there’s little chance they know how to read, or write, but after how many years in Iraq and Afghanistan it doesn’t seem up to us to decide. Anyways, between the heated face-towels, homemade lemonade with mint, slippers and toiletries kit, it seems that vestiges of the Ottoman Empire are still alive and well in their hospitality. The 20+ hours of flight time flew by (Libby & I slept for about 15 of those hours ha), and before we knew it we were in Phnom Penh.  A local was waiting to give us a ride back to our Guesthouse and as we were walking in the parking lot we saw a Lexus, a Mercedes, and tucked right in between the two was a tuktuk. Libby whispered in my ear- “what if we took that thing,” which of course, is what we took. Tuktuk’s are simply a motorbike with a cart attached to it, and off we went.  We had about a 30 minute ride to the guesthouse which was a great introduction to Phnom Penh.  Surrounded by a sea of motorbikes with the occasional pickup truck or lexus SUV (the two most common vehicles) we alternated between dirt and paved roads. We got to the guesthouse around 6 pm and immediately looked for food. The concierge (term used loosely) gave us vague directions of a “mall” which was some combination of straight and left 10 minutes away walking.  Whether we found said mall, we’ll probably never know, but we settled on one of a dozen or so noodle stands, which turned out to be a pretty good dish of noodles and beef. As I said, there were numerous amounts of these stands, so our first idea was to go to the most crowded one… well we hadn’t yet figured out whether you ordered at the stand or sat down first.  The most crowded one didn’t seem to have any seats available anyways, so we just stood in the middle of the seating area for about a minute or two as everyone was staring and no one giving us directions till finally Libby goes, “I’m overwhelmed,” I replied “same” and we ran off to our actual dinner spot-which wasn’t crowded. Our meal ended up being $1.50 each with Tea (which we had yet to figure out what it was and were warned about drinking with their ice, so we didn’t drink it.) We still don’t know if that’s a good price for a meal, and the other problem with so many eating options is that we have no idea if some are considerably better than others. Anyways, we finished our meal and walked into a random restaurant bar on the way back to our guesthouse and tried the “Angkor” beer and the “Cambodia” beer.  The Cambodia beer was much better and actually quite good, but at 80 cents it seemed a bit pricey since blogs used to say 25 cents for a beer was normal, but maybe Cambodia is simply developing, only time will tell and I’ll keep you updated as it does. For the sake of entertainment + positive audience ratings, I’m going to border on the TMI realm. The smells in Phnom Penh range from the good, the bad, and the very ugly, and it’s common to have all three smells in the span of a minute or two, needless to say, my s***s, and I use the term very loosely (no pun intended), somehow smell like the very ugly of Cambodia, but they have yet to be debilitating, so cross my fingers! Libby is proud of her iron stomach but with all these monks around, I hope Karma is alive and well here in Cambodia, we shall see.
The next morning we walked around the open air market, which was across the street from our dinner spot, the previous night. We also went to get a fresh juiced smoothie for breakfast.  There were many stands next to our dinner spot, but they all seemed to disappear, and we had to settle for noodles (with frightening looking meat still on some sort of bone which neither of us elected to try).  We’ll see if they only pop up at nighttime, but smoothies sound better & better as my stomach marches on. Crossing the streets haven’t been difficult; we were warned numerous times about the difficulty in this, but maybe we were properly warned + plus used to seeing people all the time standing in the middle of the road crossing the street in Memphis. Anyways, as long as you are assertive and plan on stopping halfway, it’s never too hard to cross the street, but we’ll see if heavier traffic in Saigon adds a new level of difficulty!




Back to the market, the market consisted of a fruits section (don’t know half to 3/4ths of them) and a fish & meat section. The latter being sort of that “very ugly” smell and covered in red tinted liquid on the ground. Again, there were all sorts of fish, eels, lamprey, brains, livers, hearts and who knows what else in this section. At least the meat section was like fully shaded for the most part, but seeing all that meat out in the HOT weather made me realize just why my stomach isn’t the happiest with me right now. Have yet to check the exact temperature but needless to say it’s HOT, sure the meat looks amazingly fresh, but still...

I knew Phnom Penh was going to be off the beaten path, and that I was going to be surprised no matter what, but I’m still surprised (Libby, the self-proclaimed “world traveler” is also culture shocked), we’ve seen a total of two other white people in our two days here so needless to say, there’s usually a chorus of “hallooooooo” & “ladyyyyyyyy” followed by giggles or smiles, but on the whole, everyone seems nice and friendly. We have our first scheduled activity as part of our TEFL program in about 20 minutes-a general tour of the palace and other main attractions in Phnom Penh, and at this point I think both of us are ready to see some more white people. I’ll add pictures from the above post as well as the tour later.

Wednesday, June 25, 2014


Here's a little trial-run post....of a trial-run of the new SLR